I think I am morally bankrupt
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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