at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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