dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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