So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
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Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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