I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
why didn't you poke me back
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
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P.S. I can't hear my feet
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize