I'm lost and stupid without you.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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