I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
