you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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