He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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