like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job