I hate your face
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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