We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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