Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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