That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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