i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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