you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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