I can't breathe out the right side of my face
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.