I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just googled if crying burns calories
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.