the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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