your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
What a dumb baby whore.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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