I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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