I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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