The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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