Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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