Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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