We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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