She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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