But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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