i used baking grease as lip gloss
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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