I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
