We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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