it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Randomize
