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HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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