If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Come on in and take your pants off
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
