i permit you to call me
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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