He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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