I pooped in a mop bucket.
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.