i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son