so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my shit smells like andre
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day