I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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