K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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