I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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