My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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