after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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