Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I will be naked everywhere
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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