Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
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Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Houston, we have a blender
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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