he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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