your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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