all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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