i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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