when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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