My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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