i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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