And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
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I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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