Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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