I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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