Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good