you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Randomize
