Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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