Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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