I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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